The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”
why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen
"Mildred Reed is his first-great-grandmother on George Washington, and on Obama, Mildred Reed is his tenth-great-grandmother."
- BridgeAnne d’Avignon, 12-year-old genealogist
I know, six months late to the party, my mind is still blown. All US presidents except Martin van Buren are descended from John Lackland Plantagenet. Yes, that John Lackland Plantaganet. Yes, all US presidents as of 2013.
12-Year-Old Discovers All U.S. Presidents Are Direct Descendants of King John Of England (by CONTAGIONNEWSdotcom)
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
the avengers + colors
Tom Hiddleston during the rehearsal of ‘Coriolanus’ on November 14, 2013
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
i dont have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom